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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #105 on: Nov 3rd, 2009, 5:03pm »

^ thats fucking amazing. i really want to contribute to this thread but usually when i'm drunk i'm out n aboutttt.
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #106 on: Nov 3rd, 2009, 11:01pm »

yo.

just came back from a bday sorta jam at a bar. had the option of going to a strip club after, but heres' my rant;

im not really down with the rippers. i've been once, but its pretty overrrated. chu know? its a pretty grimey idea to pay to see titties. not really my thing. i'd much rather work and convince a girl to show em to me, plus that way its more of a mutual thing, i get something, and the girl'll get somethin

and miike snow is an awesome band. awesome.
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #107 on: Nov 4th, 2009, 11:15pm »

Im only half drunk. are half drunk rants allowed in this thread?

I ran out of booze while im watching a movie...Only two warm beers left. I'd throw them in the freezer for 10 minutes to chill them but last time I did that I fell asleep and they froze. ever drink beer that was frozen but thawed? it tastes at least least twice as bad as flat beer does.


I was planning on getting drunk tonight as I have the morning off work tommorow but im not nearly where i'd like to be (as proof check the spelling in my post. its better than when im sober....sigh)
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #108 on: Nov 5th, 2009, 12:39am »

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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #109 on: Nov 5th, 2009, 3:21pm »

on Nov 4th, 2009, 11:15pm, DLest wrote:
Im only half drunk. are half drunk rants allowed in this thread?

I ran out of booze while im watching a movie...Only two warm beers left. I'd throw them in the freezer for 10 minutes to chill them but last time I did that I fell asleep and they froze. ever drink beer that was frozen but thawed? it tastes at least least twice as bad as flat beer does.


I was planning on getting drunk tonight as I have the morning off work tommorow but im not nearly where i'd like to be (as proof check the spelling in my post. its better than when im sober....sigh)


I did the freezer thing, but I drank mine when they were in between frozen and not, so it was like a beer slushy, pretty gross
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #110 on: Nov 5th, 2009, 4:54pm »

The key to the freezer is to take them out as soon as their at a drinkable temperature. I've drunken beers when their slushyish as well but the worst is when they melt and then get cold again. example: Left a few beers in the shed all winter. They were ice. I thawed them then put them back in the fridge...big mistake.
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #111 on: Nov 6th, 2009, 6:03pm »

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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #112 on: Nov 7th, 2009, 03:18am »

watched yes man before i went out drinking and i was a yes man. pfffff.
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #113 on: Nov 9th, 2009, 6:43pm »

So me and my friends were partying at my friend's hair salon, and when we were hammered I let her bleach my pubes.. I had forgotten about it till I showered sunday morning LOL..

Now I have a stripe of strawberry blonde pubes.. my dick looks like a skunk.

Worst part is I forgot a chick I met up with down south is coming to MTL from TO this weekend, and I have this rediculous looking pubic hair LOL... oh well.
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #114 on: Nov 9th, 2009, 6:50pm »

If you really don't like it, shave it... duh.

However, flaunt your skunkness. Just keep it clean. Good luck, have fun.
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #115 on: Nov 20th, 2009, 01:41am »

gad dammit i really hate it when drunk girls want to fight all the time. pickin fights for no reason? the hell you thinkin. i have a headache still. havent went to a kickback like...ever. they're cool, but i always need music (=dancing). why can't people just be chill. no violence...because with it, it just breaks my fun and heart.
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #116 on: Nov 22nd, 2009, 03:14am »

fuck the bitch ass dj's at the party i was at today. wantedd to fight themSOOOO BAD!!!
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #117 on: Dec 4th, 2009, 7:21pm »

What gives? you guys go straight edge on me? I'm knee deep in horse shit, fucking exams. I can't party for a solid 2 weeks and I'm in denial.
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #118 on: Dec 6th, 2009, 02:20am »

piece of shit guys tryna do shit.
where mah dancefloor at.
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #119 on: Dec 6th, 2009, 5:12pm »

on Dec 4th, 2009, 7:21pm, mistrblstr wrote:
What gives? you guys go straight edge on me? I'm knee deep in horse shit, fucking exams. I can't party for a solid 2 weeks and I'm in denial.


'Tis the season to detoxify...
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