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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #120 on: Dec 7th, 2009, 03:57am »

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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #121 on: Dec 15th, 2009, 3:10pm »

"So on the tip of his subduing tongue
All kinds of arguments and questions deep,
All replication prompt, and reason strong,
For his advantage still did wake and sleep.
To make the weeper laugh, the laugher weep,
He had the dialect and different skill,
Catching all passion in his craft of will."

Guys are fucking vicious...Its like anesthetics where they put your guard to sleep until it awakens and your completely disoriented, in pain, and wondering WTF happened

Seriously what the hell? I don’t even like wine…and I’m at least 2 bottles deep!
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #122 on: Dec 29th, 2009, 02:52am »

I love ym fuckin life so much right now! except for not having money qnd a girlfriend. i have no complaings
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on Mar 1st, 2010, 2:52pm, Kyran wrote:
... yuh know the usual, hold him down, grease it up, stuff it in... maybe some ear whispers or shoulder nibbling
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #123 on: Jan 9th, 2010, 03:34am »

on Dec 29th, 2009, 02:52am, Djtony wrote:
I love ym fuckin life so much right now! except for not having money qnd a girlfriend. i have no complaings


lmao
i'm drunk right now and i dont remember posting that.

i still really want a girlfriend tho


and a million dollars
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on Mar 1st, 2010, 2:52pm, Kyran wrote:
... yuh know the usual, hold him down, grease it up, stuff it in... maybe some ear whispers or shoulder nibbling
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #124 on: Jan 9th, 2010, 4:57pm »

i want a fire truck
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #125 on: Jan 10th, 2010, 2:49pm »

on Jan 9th, 2010, 4:57pm, FranktheTank wrote:
i want a fire truck


with a stripper pole
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #126 on: Jan 10th, 2010, 9:14pm »

there is ice on the ground in southern alabama. That's fucked. Thank god for whiskey.
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #127 on: Jan 13th, 2010, 3:42pm »

on Jan 9th, 2010, 03:34am, Djtony wrote:
and a million dollars
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #128 on: Jan 13th, 2010, 8:49pm »

I broke my face while skiing drunk today
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #129 on: Jan 23rd, 2010, 02:01am »

^ ahahahahahahahhahahhhahah sorry that was funny

i'm so pissed the fuck off right now; i just found out that that "gay" guy (who i mentioned before that i dated) recorded us bumpin nasties and showed it to his friends. i found out from his friend's ex gf. i want to crush his face in burning lava. I HATE ASSHOLES.
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #130 on: Jan 23rd, 2010, 11:56am »

girls have bad judgement on guys it seems. like all of my friends r kind of assholes and just act nice to chicks just to bang em and im actually the real nice one and dont get any. its pretty ridiculous
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #131 on: Jan 23rd, 2010, 4:50pm »

on Jan 23rd, 2010, 02:01am, angie wrote:
^ ahahahahahahahhahahhhahah sorry that was funny

i'm so pissed the fuck off right now; i just found out that that "gay" guy (who i mentioned before that i dated) recorded us bumpin nasties and showed it to his friends. i found out from his friend's ex gf. i want to crush his face in burning lava. I HATE ASSHOLES.


wow that's brutal :s
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« Reply #132 on: Jan 23rd, 2010, 6:13pm »

yea i was thinking is it possible to sue him? i mean he obviously didnt ask u if he could do that. theres gotta b something illegal about doing that, and if theres not there should b
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #133 on: Jan 24th, 2010, 02:09am »

on Jan 23rd, 2010, 11:56am, slyman wrote:
girls have bad judgement on guys it seems. like all of my friends r kind of assholes and just act nice to chicks just to bang em and im actually the real nice one and dont get any. its pretty ridiculous


true, sadly. at the time i was in my i don't give a fuck stage, kinda acting like a guy too. oh and it wasn't a video just the sound...but if i ever see him i'll kick him in his goddamn sac and shove his phone up his fagboy ass. and tonight i found out he showed it to a shitload of other people. sigh. please don't be assholes you guys.
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #134 on: Jan 24th, 2010, 08:08am »

on Jan 23rd, 2010, 02:01am, angie wrote:
^ ahahahahahahahhahahhhahah sorry that was funny

i'm so pissed the fuck off right now; i just found out that that "gay" guy (who i mentioned before that i dated) recorded us bumpin nasties and showed it to his friends. i found out from his friend's ex gf. i want to crush his face in burning lava. I HATE ASSHOLES.


AHHHHHH this guy I dated for a month or two last year did this to me! He was doin' me from behind so i didn't notice him grabbing his cellie to record the deed. At least my face wasn't shown but everyone who saw it says they recognize me by my hair and ass so I suppose it's not so anonymous.

Some guys just don't fucking get it. Assholes.
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Elegamment les batos passant
ben on la flota vec du van
all I'm trying to say is I'm
never far away from a
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