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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #15 on: Mar 13th, 2009, 4:15pm »

so....many....bong hits....i love spring break, even if i'm not in mexico
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #16 on: Mar 15th, 2009, 2:59pm »

ok so i was too drunk on friday and saturday to actually even post a rant but in the spirit of this thread thats a good thing. I got my phone robbed on last night and got thrown out of a club on Friday. I'm really pissed off about the phone but getting thrown out of a club is always funny.
So anyway I was looking at one of my friends pages and he took down a list of loadsa of things we have sad while drunk and/or stoned. Here we go:

"Im tittied off my smackers..."

"Thats a nice spliff Luke..............................
..... Did you roll it with one arse cheek or two?"

"On a scale of one to wow, how wankered is grimsey??"

Grimsey(on crutches, hammered and in need of a piss)- "Tilt us against a wall or sumthin"
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #17 on: Mar 17th, 2009, 09:05am »

this threads going to get really filled up tonite
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I'd suck a fart out of her ass and hold it like a bong hit
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #18 on: Mar 18th, 2009, 12:15am »

so im pretty drunk right now,

this girl ive been hanging out with texts me tonight, telling me to go to this bar downtown. i tell her im going to a bar closer to where i live to meet some people.

later, she pix messages me a picture of her making out with a girl. how am i supposed to respond to that? i dont know this girl that well, and i dont know the girl shes kissing.

what kind of signal is that? im not good at reading signals from girls. thoughts?

i guess thats not really a rant though

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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #19 on: Mar 18th, 2009, 04:41am »

arob: she wants you.
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #20 on: Mar 18th, 2009, 9:16pm »


anyways....
anyone that was in toronto for st. pats go to the bruni (the brunswick house)? there was this broad there with these HUGE FUCKING CANNONS!!!!
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #21 on: Mar 18th, 2009, 10:11pm »

oh man. i cantr believe what a bitch my ex is. ''ithik its for the besrt'' fuck you you bichet
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #22 on: Mar 19th, 2009, 2:38pm »

I'm in a jam here guys, sorry to whoever I lashed out at.

*edit*

Specifically tyler.
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« Reply #23 on: Mar 25th, 2009, 12:02am »

i'm so blazed mang...shiiiittt. and i talked to this dime and she's going to come here for the weekend, and stay with me. shall be a great weekend, most definitely.

maybe even come back for little 5 weekend. damn sonnn.

here, ill leave you with some good tunes, reminiscing of my love for my hometown, la, california
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tksYRrLw92Q
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #24 on: Mar 25th, 2009, 03:39am »

on Mar 25th, 2009, 12:02am, sinuspain wrote:
i'm so blazed mang...shiiiittt. and i talked to this dime and she's going to come here for the weekend, and stay with me. shall be a great weekend, most definitely.

maybe even come back for little 5 weekend. damn sonnn.

here, ill leave you with some good tunes, reminiscing of my love for my hometown, la, california
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tksYRrLw92Q


I knew you blazed when I read your post in the What's For Dinner thread!! I do the same thing with adding parmesan to my mac and cheese
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #25 on: Mar 25th, 2009, 5:22pm »

BAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUCK.
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #26 on: Mar 29th, 2009, 01:58am »

yep
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #27 on: Apr 2nd, 2009, 1:27pm »

Ok I've gotten absolutely shitfaced the last 2 weekends but was too shitfaced to type it down here in a drunken state so when i get drunk tomorrow or saturday i'll post my rant
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #28 on: Apr 3rd, 2009, 3:19pm »

If you're able to to get online and drunken rant in this thread, you're not drunk enough.

Motherfucking Beetroots tomorrow I'm gonna get FUCKIN drunk for that.
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #29 on: Apr 3rd, 2009, 3:36pm »

i'd say about 30% of my posts here are drunk posts.

EDIT: and by here i mean the whole msgboard.
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