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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #150 on: Jan 27th, 2010, 09:26am »

on Jan 26th, 2010, 10:43am, Komakino wrote:
We must be related, long lost 'cuz.


Haha for sure... It would make sense
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #151 on: Jan 27th, 2010, 09:54am »

on Jan 27th, 2010, 09:10am, housejunkie wrote:
It's pretty common, and honestly I went out on a limb there lol and got it right.


I figured you'd been talking to R2RO or something and he mentioned it.
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« Reply #152 on: Jan 28th, 2010, 12:14am »

on Jan 23rd, 2010, 11:56am, slyman wrote:
girls have bad judgement on guys it seems. like all of my friends r kind of assholes and just act nice to chicks just to bang em and im actually the real nice one and dont get any. its pretty ridiculous


DUDE i was literally telling that to my ex gf (we're good friends now) like an hour ago. My brother is a TOTAL dick to girls and every girl he talks to seems to like fall in love with him. I'm a real nice guy and nothin happens. He's ALWAYS arguing with his girlfriend and just giving her a bunch of shit. But she is HEAD OVER HEELS in love with my brother. I dontt what it is. Girls are retarted!
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on Mar 1st, 2010, 2:52pm, Kyran wrote:
... yuh know the usual, hold him down, grease it up, stuff it in... maybe some ear whispers or shoulder nibbling
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #153 on: Jan 28th, 2010, 11:55am »

on Jan 28th, 2010, 12:14am, Djtony wrote:
DUDE i was literally telling that to my ex gf (we're good friends now) like an hour ago. My brother is a TOTAL dick to girls and every girl he talks to seems to like fall in love with him. I'm a real nice guy and nothin happens. He's ALWAYS arguing with his girlfriend and just giving her a bunch of shit. But she is HEAD OVER HEELS in love with my brother. I dontt what it is. Girls are retarted!


nice guys finish last
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on Sep 14th, 2010, 10:03am, DLest wrote:
I'd suck a fart out of her ass and hold it like a bong hit
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #154 on: Jan 28th, 2010, 7:14pm »

^sad but true.
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #155 on: Jan 29th, 2010, 11:48am »

i found out girls r actually attracted to the smell of other girls on guys. i think it was on manswers. but this means all u girls should just think the opposite of what u want to think. cuz the more attracted u r to a guy the more likely hes a whore
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #156 on: Jan 29th, 2010, 1:03pm »

Not drunk yet but it's the first day of mardi gras parades so i'll be wasted soon. I'll come edit this post then to make it more appropriate.

In the meantime:
I think a lot of it is an age/maturity/experience thing. I def used to be attracted to really shitty guys, but after getting fucked over so many times I really value the nice guys. The guys I woulda tossed out when if I were younger are the best now. My boyfriend is a grown ass man with no bullshit and it's hot.
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #157 on: Feb 1st, 2010, 12:47pm »

This is the drunken rant thread not I'm a balless loser thread, so I chugged a couple tallboys before posting this:

It's simple human attraction theory. If a chick wants a p in her v she's not wondering if a guy would be able to take of her into old age she's more interested in whose quads look like they have more stamina. Building on the previous post generally the more mature and older you are your probably looking towards a long term thing or even marriage.
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #158 on: Feb 1st, 2010, 1:33pm »

on Feb 1st, 2010, 12:47pm, DLest wrote:
This is the drunken rant thread not I'm a balless loser thread, so I chugged a couple tallboys before posting this:

It's simple human attraction theory. If a chick wants a p in her v she's not wondering if a guy would be able to take of her into old age she's more interested in whose quads look like they have more stamina.


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on Sep 14th, 2010, 10:03am, DLest wrote:
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #159 on: Feb 5th, 2010, 3:02pm »

^first time I'm in someones sig. I'm now legit

I was debating not posting this but...fuck it. So read a page or two ago about me breaking my face while skiing. This is a continuation. My face still isn't healed. Nose is fine but still a hairline crack in my eyebrow. Last weekend I went to tremblant (outside Montreal) for a ski weekend. Skiing went fine. I took it easy with the booze on the hill. However the last night there in my drunken stupor thought it'd be a good idea to attempt a back filp off of an icy surface into a hottub which we broke into....it didn't end so good.
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #160 on: Feb 6th, 2010, 03:28am »

Soooooooooooooo i'm pretty drunk right now.

Not good.

My friends are making fun of me because i lost my beer tolerance. I'm pretty drunk and I only drank 6 coronas. Not good. Lmao i got drunk,, but i was really just supposed to pick up my brother!
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on Mar 1st, 2010, 2:52pm, Kyran wrote:
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #161 on: Feb 21st, 2010, 01:18am »

Soooo.. I quite smoking, its.. 12 days today that I haven;t had a smoke. first 2 days were fucking roughhhhhh.. then I was feeling pretty confident.. last saturday I had a few beers, had some cravings.. all this week I was solid.. tonight, I realized... when I go out with the boys.. its always mayhem

We decided fuck it lets go out for a few beers, why is it always that when you go out "for a few beers" its always 4 rounds of jager and carbombs? And when you have your mind set on getting face fucked, the beer is flowing horribly and you throw up prematurely?

My buddies got hammered and climbed an emergency fire escape up a 14 story building,. one of em almost fell off and died, my buddy saved his life..

We picked up this slutty girl from high school my bro's trying to bone, and we were groping and bombarding her with degrading questions... I just texted my buddy "Piitb" or put it in the butt.

I love beer.. especially guiness. godbless car bombs, I'm out thankyouy for listening
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #162 on: Feb 22nd, 2010, 3:59pm »

on Feb 21st, 2010, 01:18am, mistrblstr wrote:
And when you have your mind set on getting face fucked



Hahaha...nice one!

The boys I kick it with like to refer to that situation as "getting shit housed"

They say its from driving all those car bombs. LOL

God I love Jameson!!!!
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #163 on: Mar 6th, 2010, 01:56am »

If someone gives you a 20 to wax your sack don't take it. Even after lots of drinks it still fuckint kills.
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #164 on: May 16th, 2010, 12:14am »

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