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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #30 on: Apr 5th, 2009, 08:44am »

It's 10:40. Just got home. Still drunk. Haven't slept. About to go out with my whole family to brunch.

My regular bar is owned by a friend, it's business liscene is currently being threatened over some bullshit. Regardless right now we're trying to NOT be super retarded there for the next two weekds. But tonight for some STUPID reason my friend Tim serves this underage bitch, she get's fucking TRASHED. So we're all trying to figure out wtf to do with her. She didn't even have anyone with her, she can't even stand, open her eyes, talk. And there are cameras all outside the bar so if the cops see us dragging some bitch out they are bound to come asking. So we drag this ho out the fucking back alley, lay her out in the rain and fucking pour her into a taxi. Hopefully the damn thing made it home but we were all too drunk to take her home and she's lucky we were nice enuogh to get her a cab instead of just leaving her for da hobos.
Then my BFF (boy) asks me for my car keys. He's got some fat ugly girl with him and I assume he's going to go score some bud so I throw him my keys and he peaces. It's like 4 AM at this point. an HOUR later he's STILL nowhere to be found. So i go looking for him and my friend Chris and I go looking at this reasturant where my BFF works and we just walk by looking in the windows, not like there are any shades or anything and there are two fucking naked people just laying right there on the floor. So he fucked that fat bitch right there on the floor. So we knock on the window and run, BFF gets up and goes to the bathroom, a second later fat bitch gets up, looks confused and get's dressed and jsut leaves. SO basically this girl wakes up drunk, naked, in full public view on the floor in a reasturant ALONE. LOL.

eitherway everyone is crazy and the bar managaged to make it through another fucking night and so did i

no off to fucking brunch and mommosassssss


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pictures of underage drunk bitch!

(Notice how she never changes position at all)



HANGING OUT WITH FRIENDS!


EIFFEL TOWER WITH FRIENDS!


SMOKIN' OUT WITH FRIENDS!


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« Reply #31 on: Apr 5th, 2009, 11:11am »

^lmao at the drunk confused fat girl
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« Reply #32 on: Apr 5th, 2009, 10:58pm »

Its Sunday (technically, monday morning). 1:51 AM. This girl from louisville i've been talking to came into town. I'm totally diggin this chick. I'm currently drunk and high, but that doesn't matter. She staying the night here. She asked for one of my small tshirts. I gave her my slim fitting daft punk shirt. She was sporting that shit. Totally beautiful. Apparently, she hooked up with peter bjorn and john's drummer. More too be revealed later...
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« Reply #33 on: Apr 7th, 2009, 10:44pm »

to quote lil weezy

"man I hate a shy chick
don’t you hate a shy chick "

soooo hot though... cant give it up w her...
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« Reply #34 on: Apr 7th, 2009, 11:02pm »

no, really tho. i let her borrow that shirt...and its my favorite shirt. ahhhh, until next time. and i don't know when next time will be. hopefully this weekend.
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« Reply #35 on: Apr 7th, 2009, 11:05pm »

Dos Equis amber is the shitetttt!

Just went to a bar tonigt was chill and there was some trivai goin on Our team wasnt last, nor first. Reward wa 100 dolar bar tab ... pretty nice. Just had some fun and now writin a reserch paper... Yyayyyyy
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« Reply #36 on: Apr 8th, 2009, 4:15pm »

i love having an oz.

chaaaaaaaa nigga


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« Reply #37 on: Apr 12th, 2009, 02:03am »

ANYONG!

Tyler just cured me of my hiccups!

THIS IS AN IMPORTANT LINK IF YOU HAVE THE HICCUPS!
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« Reply #38 on: Apr 14th, 2009, 01:43am »

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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #40 on: Apr 14th, 2009, 05:00am »

1 o clock in the afternoon... slightly intoxicated... problem?! its graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand
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« Reply #41 on: Apr 15th, 2009, 11:32pm »

Being drunk in the afternoon is my favorite. It should be an olympic sport.

Cant wait to go up north first weekend of may.. its gonna be way too cold for waterskying but fuck it.
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #42 on: Apr 16th, 2009, 08:39am »

on Apr 15th, 2009, 11:32pm, mistrblstr wrote:
Being drunk in the afternoon is my favorite. It should be an olympic sport.


It's only good if you drink throughout the whole day or else i start getting really tired when i'm starting to sober up later in the day
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« Reply #43 on: Apr 16th, 2009, 08:59am »

on Apr 15th, 2009, 11:32pm, mistrblstr wrote:
Being drunk in the afternoon is my favorite. It should be an olympic sport.


I love it because then i still get a full night of sleep! Pass out at like 8:30 PM and wake up the next day fully rested!
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« Reply #44 on: Apr 17th, 2009, 7:32pm »

ok so i'm finally at the drunk stage were i can still type but still feel the alchohol flowing through my bloodstream.
Ok so alot has happened since I last went on a drunken rant here.
I got my mobile phone pick pocketed by some wanker pretending to be drunk and because i was actually drunk he managed to take it without noticing.
I also got fined 250 euro by the irish police for apparently smashing a plate over loads of meat at some hotel which i know i didn't fucking do but it was either pay the fine or get taken to court and let's face it i would've lost cause the guy could've charged me for trespassing and being drunk.
So to sum it all up it hasn't been a rant as such more like a load of useless information for whoever is reading. FOR ANYONE WHO LIVES IN IRELAND/DUBLIN THEY ARE SELLING CANS OF BEER IN DUNNES STORES FOR 88CENT A CAN!!!!!
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