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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #90 on: Jul 26th, 2009, 12:20am »

second night in a row i got..drunk?

never wear flip flops to a party. my feet were so full of dirt. my stomach hurts. and i'm good at texting because i don't spell anything wrong!

i am not drunk/...........ENOUGH! AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

dudes, i love dancing to the best electro, these djs tonight were s0 good. i danced my buttcheeks off i think i left them at the party.
buenos tacos
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #91 on: Aug 29th, 2009, 10:15pm »

ok so i'm drunk and posting here. i have to say i find it a bit of a disgrace that no ones posted here in awhile. You lot have either gone off this forum or you's are just to lazy to post things when you are drunk.
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #92 on: Sep 4th, 2009, 2:58pm »

Im not drunk. but just came off a 2 and a half week binge. Break ups are fun
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #93 on: Sep 18th, 2009, 6:11pm »

Boone's Farm 4$ wine, strawberry wine, just started and i have fucking work at 3:30 tonight, prob not a good idea but whatever

EDIT: Should've got 2
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #94 on: Sep 20th, 2009, 09:15am »

on Aug 29th, 2009, 10:15pm, welcomeinjam wrote:
ok so i'm drunk and posting here. i have to say i find it a bit of a disgrace that no ones posted here in awhile. You lot have either gone off this forum or you's are just to lazy to post things when you are drunk.

I think it is both. I can't remember the last time I was drunk....I was drinking but I need a cistern to get drunk. (I am not a skinny hipster!!!) Plus it is usually nowhere near a computer (Bar, River, somebody else's house) and for the life of me I can't remember my mstrkrft forum password of the top of my head. I have it as a text file on my desktop.
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #95 on: Oct 5th, 2009, 03:00am »

on Apr 14th, 2009, 01:43am, TYLER wrote:
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THE FUNNIEST POST ON THIS THREAD EVER

i laughed so hard at this hahahah

i'm gonna post on this thread one day
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #96 on: Oct 6th, 2009, 02:34am »

DjTony and I are currently texting, he says:

"Go in the drunken ran thread. And write..., that i love tron, cookies are good, and fuck sneezing and temptamtions! P.s. i love angie, we r going 2 downtown disney on friday!"

exact text lawlz.
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #97 on: Oct 10th, 2009, 02:46am »

So I just got home from Crookers/Major Lazer... sickest sets of all time, untill I started dancing with someone's girl apparently, and got jumped by a bumch of 18 year olds.. I was wearing my favorite sunglasses which give off a horrendeous glare, but at shows make me feel drunker.. sunglasses + fist fight = fail

I lamded one solid punch the got took to the floor, me left eyes swollen ..

Sucks, cuz the Crookers were playing LA Rock 01, one of my fav songs of all time.. the punch didnt hurt but i felt my eye swell up right away

None of my friends were around when it happened cuz i tend to wander off and dance all on my own when I get drunk..

So im at home eating a big ass poutine with chicken tender strips, hot dogs, and cole slaw all mized togeter to ease the pain.

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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #98 on: Oct 15th, 2009, 10:36pm »

Its so earlyu but i'm already home from the bar and drunkkkkk. could be the rresult of mixing substances but weither way i'm thrilled.

tried to invint a new drink. shirley temple&whiskey. it was terrible don't try athome or elsewhere.

i miss that special somebody but ain't no avoid Evan Williams can't fill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh abd some peopel i know have taken to carrying banandas in their back pockets with giatn padlocks tied to the end as weapions. wtf @ wannabe biker gang peeopels
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #99 on: Oct 17th, 2009, 06:26am »

So last night going to th eusuual bar for the usual shit,. oold school funk dance part. and right when my bf and i are about to walk int the door a dfriend warns us that his ex is there. this being the ex that was with him immediately preceding us getting together. and yah, we haven't all seen each other out before/. i'da actually never seen her before. ofg course last night i ended up kinda dressing like a hooker so this bitch must have the best impression of me. haha hooker man stealer!



anyywaysdfs i got way too drunk, room spinny drunk, lots of great sex and now i'm home, freezing. why the fuck is it 48*!!?!?!
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #100 on: Oct 21st, 2009, 6:25pm »

on Oct 17th, 2009, 06:26am, Komakino wrote:
So last night going to th eusuual bar for the usual shit,. oold school funk dance part. and right when my bf and i are about to walk int the door a dfriend warns us that his ex is there. this being the ex that was with him immediately preceding us getting together. and yah, we haven't all seen each other out before/. i'da actually never seen her before. ofg course last night i ended up kinda dressing like a hooker so this bitch must have the best impression of me. haha hooker man stealer!



anyywaysdfs i got way too drunk, room spinny drunk, lots of great sex and now i'm home, freezing. why the fuck is it 48*!!?!?!


Did she say something? Dirty looks? Anything...?
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #101 on: Oct 24th, 2009, 02:41am »

bitch didn't say shit.


reltaiontships are cbullshit unless they are with whiskey,

evan willians, the best friend i'll ever have
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Alabama frame of mind.
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #102 on: Oct 25th, 2009, 6:00pm »

on Oct 24th, 2009, 02:41am, Komakino wrote:
bitch didn't say shit.


reltaiontships are cbullshit unless they are with whiskey,

evan willians, the best friend i'll ever have


HAHAHAHA, im posting that 2nd part in my sig.
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #103 on: Oct 30th, 2009, 6:31pm »

I'm RSVPing this post for tonight..

I've built up such a high tolerance that it costs me way too much to drink, more then I wanna spend anyways.. so on nights I know I'm gonna drink, I just eat less..

EDIT: whaddup bitches.. so, I ended up stealing KAthys friends idea of doing Billy Mays... cuz none of myu friends were down for being guidos, so i wansmt gonna do it alojne...

Turned out being a great costume cuz I just ended up yellinh at everyone telling em to buy oxi clean... i got madddddd phone numbers... pictures to follow.

Best part... was someone at the party was dressed as Nick the slap chop guy! We got in to eachother's face and bitched eachother out for fun, soooooo funnny!!!!


I bought a bottle of crown royal and dumped half of it into my oxi clean bottle and streaight snunk it into the bar! AMAZINGGGGGGGG


iN THE HOUSE IN A HEARTBEAT!!!!!
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Re: Drunken rant thread
« Reply #104 on: Oct 31st, 2009, 04:00am »

Ok so im not really ranting but im super drunk. Me and my buds were playing some pong and the game came down to 1 cup vs 1 cup. And my opponent shot it at our cups and it our cups rim and bounces back all the way across the table and landed in their own cup!!!!!!!!!! The odds of that happening have to be astronomical... ya... just had to post that
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